Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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