yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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