Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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