Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
