How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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