This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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