i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
tell me about the fingering
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