The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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