at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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