no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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