i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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