My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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