I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Let's get the cat blown out
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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