We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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