Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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