the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think I am morally bankrupt
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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