Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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