if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do plants get herpes?
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