: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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