Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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