we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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