it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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