I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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