I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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