I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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