My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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