Sponge bath it is.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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