Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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