i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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