did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
