Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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