so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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