Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
that is very illegal...i love you.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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