I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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