i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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