Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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