I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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