Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
