My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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