therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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