I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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