I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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