is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
where are you?
Hypothermia
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
