when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
