I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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