This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
