For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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