I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
only if we run a train.
done.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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