real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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