I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it penis luge time yet?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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