i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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