She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
