my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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