Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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