I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
