You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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